God, what an awful chap! As if the stark history of onstage smoking and homophobia wasn’t bad enough, Josh Homme now thinks he’s David Beckham, preposterously booting photographer Lauren Chelsea in the face, before going on to cut himself in the head.

If, like me, the thought of this egotist and his nonsense dad-rock band boils your piss, take a look at this week’s Cold Turkey playlist. You’ll find 10 things more authentic than Queens of the Stone Age.